Diana, Princess
of Wales
       		Duchess of Cornwall and Westweddelbury,
including Upper Shrewshireton, Marchioness of
West Norbury On Avon, Vice Queen of Australia,
Grand Duchess of Northoldcanshire, Countess of
the Lands south of Old Padford On Wye,
Baroness of the Better Canadian Provinces , Keeper of the Royal Butter Knives, Most Christian Empress of
the Moon, Honorary President of the Mother
Teresa Fan Club of Folkwicklake, Patron Saint of
Milkmaids and Boy Prostitutes.
"Oh my, that certainly is a long name for a little slut."
Princess Diana, the marvel of the art of
modern Public Relations, she who never
uttered a word in public that wasn't written for
her, this mannequin for the British fashion
industry died in a car crash August 31, 1997,
net worth over $65 million.

But please don't feel sorry for Diana. She had
the money and power to do anything she
wanted. And what did she want?
She wanted the only thing she could possibly
think of: To become a Celebrity Saint.
This she achieved with the hard work of
her public relations office and the
celebrity hungry junk Press.


The famous Lady Diana Hair Style


The famous Lady Diana Lace Panties
Here are just a few of the many honors of the People's Princess®

 British Institute of Public Relations- Client of the Century
 BBC's Top 100 Great Britons (Ranked: 3)
 Reader's Digest- Top 10 Women We Would Like to Shag 1991 (Rank: 1)
 Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum's 5 Most Beautiful Women of History
 Country Life- Most Wonderful Person of the 20th Century
 Royalty Magazine- Candidates for Sainthood 1986 (Ranked: 1)
 Star Magazine's Top 10 Sexiest Women
 U.K. Teenage Boys' Top 10 Heroines
 VH-1's 200 Greatest Pop Icons (1-100) (Ranked: 9)
 Farmers Weekly- Top Breeding Stock 1982 (Ranked: 8)
The fun ended in 1997 when the car she was in crashed into a
cement pillar in a Paris tunnel.


At her funeral pop star Elton John jumped
into her casket telling onlookers:
"Bury me with my sweet Diana! I don't want
to be in this world if she's not in it too!"
His request was honored and the casket was
nailed closed and both were entombed at
Althorp.

The famous Lady Diana Royal Casket

Her last Royal PortraitThe Tomb of Diana and Elton at Althorp