and Ireland, Queen of Australia, (including New Zealand), Empress of Canada, True Monarch of the United States, (excluding
Alabama), Czarina of Russia, Sun Goddess of
Oriental Lands, President of the Royal Cup and Saucer Company, Defender of the Faith, and Herbalife Distributor.
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sitting so lady-like, with ankles crossed, on the Throne
of England. Not only is she the most famous white
woman in the world, she is also the richest. So rich in fact that her noble face graces British currency.
It is requested that the hands
be washed (including under the
nails) with a good brand of soap
before touching currency.
It is forbidden to roll
currency up into a tube for
snorting cocaine or other illegal drugs.
The punishment for drawing
a moustache on the Queen is 40
lashes with the whip and
immediate deportation to Australia.
Care must be taken prevent
the Royal Portrait from seeing
anyone in a state of undress.
Members of the Catholic and
Jewish faiths, as well as
menstruating women, should
carefully hold currency by the edges only.
