Prince Harry |
While not true Royalty, being simply the residue of Diana's and stableboy James Hewitt's brief roll in the stable hay , Harry is still the most intelligent and normal of Diana's bastards. But his future looks bleak and empty as he has little chance of becoming King. Prince Harry today spells out his mission in life: to keep alive the memory of his mother, Lady Diana, and carry forward the good work she "didn't quite finish". What this means, of course, is that Harry will soon be found dead of a drug and alcohol overdose in a prostitute's bed. |
His Father, stableboy James Hewitt The Honeymoon Suite |
His Mother, Princess Diana |
The horse who saw it all. He later sold his story to the tabloids. The drainage pipe where little Harry was thrown soon after his birth. The kind gentleman who found the child and returned him to his parents. His only reward: a swift kick in the ass. Prince Harry's Godmother and Godfather Wendela & Patriot |